The Roommate

Clarice: Good morning! I'm Clarice - I saw your 'Roommate Wanted' ad. Is it still available?

Rogert: Hey there, yes it's still available.

Clarice: Perfect! I'm looking in that area - it's downtown right?

Rogert: Not exactly downtown, more on the outskirts. But it's well connected - you can reach downtown in 10 minutes.

Clarice: 1|Clarice|call1.mp3

Rogert: You called but didn't say anything when I answered...

Clarice: Oh sorry, wrong number

Rogert: Thought maybe you wanted to talk about it over the phone instead

Clarice: No no, just a mistake - did I bother you?

Rogert: No, not at all

Clarice: Okay, so tell me about the place?

Rogert: It's pretty basic - kitchen, small living room with a couch, TV, some furniture... two bedrooms and one bathroom.

Clarice: Shared bathroom?

Rogert: Yeah, just the one

Clarice: I don't mind sharing... what about you?

Rogert: Well... two would be better but that's how the place is...

Clarice: You're a guy, right?

Rogert: Yeah...

Clarice: I'm a woman - that cool with you?

Rogert: Doesn't matter to me... just looking to split costs

Clarice: Okay, some guys might feel weird living with women...

Clarice: You know, like if they walk around naked or whatever...

Rogert: Right... well...

Clarice: Are you gay?

Rogert: Uhh no, I'm not gay