Overbooked Soccer Calendar

Rafa: Dudes, am I losing it or is there literally a game every single day of the year?

Hugo: You’re not crazy. It’s nonstop soccer.

Martín: Yesterday I caught a game between some Russian third-tier team and North Korea’s B-squad.

Luis: I watched a round-robin tournament with refs, ball kids, and equipment managers.

Rafa: Pretty sure that was the ‘Support Staff Cup.’

Hugo: But why do we need THIS much soccer?

Luis: Why do we need to breathe?

Martín: Soccer isn’t up for debate, Hugo. It just is.

Rafa: On Monday, I watched a game, and right after, another one started. Then another.

Luis: I turned on the TV Saturday and the same game from Tuesday was *still* going.

Martín: New format: 120-hour matches. ‘Endurance Football.’

Hugo: This is an addiction.

Rafa: Worst part? Even the players don’t understand half these tournaments.

Luis: The Conference League?

Martín: Nations League?

Rafa: The ‘Dawn Break Trophy’?

Luis: Or the ‘Winter Summer Supercup’?

Hugo: They don’t even get a break.

Rafa: What if we create the ‘Resting League’?

Luis: Only walking allowed.

Martín: Run? Straight red card.

Hugo: I’m into it.

Rafa: Kickoff at 3 AM.

Luis: In a spa.

Martín: With rain sounds playing in the background.