Trying to find your soulmate on a dating app—what could possibly go wrong?
The following conversation took place in a dating app chat
Any resemblance to real people or events
is purely a pain in the ass
IT'S A MATCH!
Chat Started
Lucy: Hey!
Scott: Hey! How are you?
Lucy: A little nervous hehe
Lucy: I'm new to this whole Tinger thing
Scott: Well, once you've had five chats, you get used to it
Lucy: You've already had five chats??
Scott: Yeah, no one interesting so far
Lucy: Well, hopefully I'll be the one!
Scott: Yeah
Lucy: Where are you from??
Scott: I was born in Columbus
Lucy: Like, in a small town?
Scott: No, downtown Columbus
Scott: But I've been living in NYC for 7 years now
Scott: What about you?
Lucy: I live in Tampa, Florida
Lucy: My whole family has lived here, and I grew up around here
Scott: Damn, those Cuban pastries are so good!
Lucy: Hahahaha yeah, that's what everyone knows us for
Scott: That's a good thing hehe