Family Vacation Planning

Michael: Alright, family. Today we decide where we’re going on vacation.

Emily: Don’t make me laugh.

Meredith: To Grandma’s. End of discussion.

Jake: They have rocking chairs. Perfect.

Ethan: To the moon!

Ryan: Be realistic, please.

Liam: I’m only going if there’s Wi-Fi.

Michael: Serious suggestions only, please.

Emily: A decent hotel.

Meredith: How bougie.

Emily: Starting with insults, great.

Jake: What if we go somewhere with beer?

Ethan: HELL YES!

Ryan: That’s not a destination.

Liam: I’ll cry if we don’t leave now.

Michael: Let’s get organized.

Meredith: A fancy spa resort. No kids allowed.

Emily: Sure, and who’s babysitting the gremlins? Wolves?

Meredith: Sounds good to me.

Jake: I’m not watching anyone.

Ethan: Egypt! Mummies!

Ryan: Way too expensive.

Liam: I’d be scared.

Emily: Anything but that bug-infested cabin from last year.

Meredith: Sorry for not renting you the Ritz.