A Russian cosmonaut’s logbook documenting his crewmates losing their minds aboard the ISS
MISSION DAY 47
Sergei: November 12. Orbit 734. All nominal.
Sergei: Sergei Volkov, flight engineer. Starting personal log as a supplement to the official Expedition 71 record.
Sergei: Crew: Commander Yuri Petrov, Dr. Natasha Orlova, Engineer Viktor Zhuk, and me. Four Russians.
Sergei: Today: maintenance on Zvezda. Replaced CO2 filters. Same old.
Sergei: Call with TsUP at 16:00 UTC. Next EVA scheduled for Day 50.
Sergei: Yuri cracked his usual joke about borscht rations. Viktor laughed. Natasha rolled her eyes.
Sergei: Night orbit. Earth is beautiful from up here. Never gets old.
MISSION DAY 48
Sergei: November 13. EVA prep.
Sergei: Yuri and Viktor will go outside. Degraded solar panel on the P6 segment.
Sergei: Checked the Orlan suits three times. Pressure nominal. Oxygen at 100%.
Sergei: Viktor's excited. His first EVA. You can hear it in his voice.
Sergei: Yuri, cool as always. Veteran of six spacewalks. "Like stepping into the backyard," he says.
Sergei: Had dinner together. Yuri made a toast with apple juice. "To coming back with all fingers attached."
MISSION DAY 50 - EVA
Sergei: November 15. Spacewalk day.
Sergei: 08:15 UTC. Hatch open. Yuri went out first. Then Viktor.
Sergei: "Bozhe moi... it's endless," Viktor said. His first time outside.
Sergei: Yuri: "Tovarich, we've got work to do."
Sergei: They disconnected the degraded panel, installed the replacement. TsUP confirmed nominal telemetry.
Sergei: At 3 hours in, Viktor reported a flash in his right visual field. TsUP said: "Solar glare. Continue."
Sergei: At hour 4, Yuri stopped for 47 seconds. Didn't respond to comms.
Sergei: "Yuri Petrov, please respond."
Sergei: "... Da. Sorry. Got distracted looking at something. Moving on."