Cooking the Disaster

Laura: Guys, does anyone know why the office microwave is making noises like it’s about to take off? 🚀

Charles: What kind of noises? Normal 'beep-beep' or more like 'I’m going to explode in 3, 2, 1'?

Laura: 'Grrr-clang-brrrt.' It literally made me spill my coffee out of fear. 😳

Julian deleted a message.

Laura: Julian, what did you delete? 👀

Charles: It must be something suspicious. It's always something suspicious with him.

Julian: Nothing, I just said I don’t think it’s serious. Maybe it’s because… yesterday I heated some sausages without a plate.

Laura: WITHOUT A PLATE? What did you use, your hands? 😱

Julian: A file folder. Yellow, very practical.

Charles: I don’t know what’s worse, that you used a folder or that you say it so calmly.

Laura: That folder is from Accounting, right? That’s why the drawer of invoices smells weird!

Charles: This explains so much… is the 'processed meat' scent recyclable?

Julian: Don’t exaggerate. Besides, I cleaned the microwave… well, sort of.

Laura: Define 'sort of'? 😐

Julian: I wiped it with a napkin. I ran out, so I just used half of one.

Charles: New group name: 'Productive Team (Except Julian)'.

Julian: 😢

Laura: What do we do now? If the microwave explodes, someone has to explain it to HR.

Charles: I nominate Julian for that honor.

Julian: It’s not exploding. Well… I think it’s not.

Laura: What else did you do? Confess now, before maintenance finds out.

Julian: I just shook it a little because the plate stopped spinning.

Charles: This is going to end with us eating cold ramen for the rest of the month, isn’t it?

Laura: If it’s not worse…

Laura: Update: now the microwave sounds like it’s chewing gum.